This afternoon is completely bonkers. All of this that happened is just wild. I am speechless.

This complete mess has left me feeling dumbfounded. Let me take a breath to process this.

It’s like something out of a TV show. I just still can't believe it.

Can You Believe This?

You won't disbelieve this one. It's absolutely wild. Just the other day, I was strolling down the street when I glimpsed a monkey wearing a suit. It seemed totally comfortable. You could say it was the bizarre thing I've ever seen. I swear, sometimes reality is just odd!

Honestly You Couldn't Believe It!

Like, what in the world? This whole situation is just nuts. I mean, come on, it's ridiculous. It's like something out of a movie, read more but way crazier! I'm just sitting here, jaw dropped. This can't be real, right?

• I'm shocked
• Make it stop!
• Is anyone else seeing this?

You Won't Believe What Happened

Well, this is true, you won't understand what just happened. I was sitting down the street out of nowhere this giant squirrel jumped from a tree. It was holding a tiny hat! I'm not kidding. It stared at me for a moment, then took off running. I am so confused by what I just experienced.

Unbelievable! totally shocking

Can you believe that? I can barely process {what just happened|. It's over|belief. I swear this is {thereality. That story is totally unrealistic, I almost think it's . true.

• Perhaps it was a hallucination? {I just can't explain this.

This is Beyond Belief

This situation is absolutely ridiculous. I simply believe what they've just experienced. It's like a bad joke. Reality has been bent.

• Is this actually happening?
• This can't be happening!

{I have so many questions|What does this mean? This opens up a whole new world.